Breakup Text Viral: Man Sends Epic Breakup Text, It Goes Viral

November 19, 2014 | By Garrett Montgomery More

Breakup text goes viral and millions are mocking the man who wrote it. This week, Amy Nelmes, from Sydney, Australia took to Twitter where she shared the breakup text that her friend received from the man, she was dating for 7 weeks. The man gave a list of 6 hilarious reasons, why he ended the brief romance that have the entire planet laughing at him.

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Viral breakup text will have you laughing like crazy. Few days ago, a young woman by the name of Amy Nelmes from Sydney, Australia took to her Twitter account where she posted a bizarre breakup text message that her friend received.

Nelmes shared a snapshot of the text, which enumerated the reasons why she was getting dumped, according to Examiner. Amy captioned the pic:

“My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3.”

The 30-year-old man explained that he was dumping his girlfriend because she failed to take him to a wedding she was attending, is rude to his cat, loves to cuss and because she may have slept with more than three men in the past.

Below is the strange breakup text that has gone viral with more than 16,000 retweets:

1. You refused to update your relationship status on Facebook.
2. You won’t include me in things like the wedding this weekend. I should have been the one to escort you.
3. You are rude to my cat, and that makes me feet uncomfortable.
4. You do not share your time equally, and by now your boyfriend should be taking priority.
5. Your swearing is very unladylike.
6. You won’t disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think it is upwards of three, and anything more than that is unacceptable.

The woman, who was dumped, spoke to local media saying that she thought that she had landed a good man. She explained:

“He was 30, had a job, a car and a house. Certainly not what I normally manage to attract, so I thought I was onto something. He was a bit of a nerd, perhaps a bit quiet, but a genuinely nice guy all the same.”

The woman shared why is it, she failed to attend the wedding with her bitter ex-boyfriend:

“The text came on a Monday morning, and the weekend prior I’d been away at a friend’s wedding.He’d indicated that he was upset he couldn’t attend with me, but we were only very casual as far as I was concerned and the guest list had been finalized months ago, there wasn’t necessarily an option to take a plus one.”

She also revealed to the website that she is allergic to cats and has decided to never date a man with a cat again. Read the breakup text that has gone viral below.

Breakup text viral


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  1. Scuba Steve says:

    Yup if she fails #3 the hoe has got to go!

  2. Amanda says:

    Is this guy for real? I think she dodged a bullet on this one. Frankly, any of the reasons he stated are stupid. Not updating her Facebook page? Who gives a *&@#)(*$@&&#@! OOOPS!!!! I was swearing there. Obviously, he wouldn’t date me either – THANK GOD!

  3. Amanda says:

    Oh yeah…there is also the thing about breaking up with a text. HOW RUDE and UNACCEPTABLE!!! Be a stand-up person and do your dirty work in person.

    • Jason says:

      Amanda, this girl sounds kinda wacko, so he prolly didn’t want to do in person. I cant blame him. All the Reasons are very good reasons. I have a cat and dog, if my girl didn’t respect them, I couldn’t respect her. And without spilling how many partners she has had, shows me that she doesn’t respect herself or her b/f. And that comes down to honesty and trust. And if you really love someone and are excited about them, you are going to update your fb page. So with that she didn’t, that tells me and this guy that she must not really wanted anyone to know that she had a b/f. I can put up with the swearing, heck my girl swears, but only when she has a bad day at work. This girl sounds like she must have sweared all the time. So Im glad for him that he didn’t waste any more of his time with this girl.

  4. BrickDaddy says:

    What’s missing from this story is that she went out and cheated on him with his best friend and then went to the wedding with his best friend. Classy Chick, hey.

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