The Ugly Truth Quotes:Funny Quotes From The Ugly Truth Movie
July 25, 2009 by Garrett .M.
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The Ugly Truth Quotes:Funny Quotes From The Ugly Truth Movie – “The Ugly Truth” quotes are here.’The Ugly Truth’ is a hilarious new romantic comedy in which star Katherine Heigl as a morning show producer and Gerard Butler who plays a chauvinist correspondent.”The Ugly Truth” funny quotes are as followed:
Colin:
You look great!
Abby Richter:
Oh, just doing the dishes.
Mike:
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Abby Richter:
What’s wrong with comfort and efficiency?
Mike:
Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
That’s the latest update on The Ugly Truth Quotes:The Ugly Truth Movie Quotes.
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Personally, I can barely tolerate her on Grey’s anatomy along with her overbite. Plus she smokes..Don’t see much in her movies for African American women to relate to as a whole. Don’t find her funny…now Nurse Jackie! EdieFalco! now thats believable without that dam chipmunk overbite..not so endearing.
YOu dont relate to her as an african american woman? how? Cause shes white? I dont understand how you can make a comment about you not being able to relate to it because your an african american woman. Im an african american woman also, and i found it extremly funny. This movie has humor in it and no matter if your white or black doesn’t change that fact. Those kind of comments are ignorant. If you didn’t relate or like the movie thats okay, but it had nothing to do with you being african american. Just like andrea said it doesnt matter what race. It that what were suppose to be all about?
umm ok nothin against african americans or anything but what the hell does it matter if it relates to yall or not. The movie was funny and really cute. I mean does some african american movies have nothing to do with white people.
nobody cares if youre black. its like you put it in there just so people would know. but really, they dont care. movies dont have to relate to you to be good. and if thats the case for you, you will lead a very sad life. because you could not find joy in things other than yourself. but dont be so hard pressed, love. theres still hope yet! just dont be so conceited and think that everything has to be about you..and as for the overbite comment. grow up…
it’s cute how black people hate on white people because they’re jealous of us.
if you can call us “white bitches” and “dem wack ass white people”, why can’t we call ya’ll “dirty ass niggaz”?
i don’t like black people. they’re worse than mexicans. at least they’re a little more productive than your ashy, nappy-haired, dirty weave, black asses are.
whitegurl13 , YOU ARE SUCH A BLOND ASSHOLE, BLOND BRAIN = IDIOTIC MOUTH. Stupid Person, as usual un NORTH AMERICANS, Except Canadians “they are more efficient”.
I find it sad how people now can still be so racist when they should know better.
We’re all the same.
God made us the same.
We breath the same air.
We’re no better than the person next to us.
Despite the skin colour, race, etc. Does it even matter, really?
How are we going to make the world a better place if there’s still people going around discriminating and being prejudiced towards other people just cause their white, black, or yellow or any other different colour than they are for that matter.
Anyways, about the movie. Big fan of Katherine. Bif fan of Gerard. LOVED the movie
whitegurl13: if you honestly believe black people are ‘jealous” of white people, i seriously feel bad for you. sorry to break it to you sweety, but they/WE have the same opportunities in this country as you do. and as for all the immature, pathetic name calling? grow up. that goes for everyone on here attacking people for their dam racee. if you want to say the “n” word, expect to be called a cracker, or whatever other racial slur is out there. dont expect respect if you dont have the freakingg decency to give it to otherss.
have a nice fucking day.
Man ya’ll are fuckin bein stupid about this race thing! @aha wow says- The whole race convo was started by an african american being racist because the movie is too white for her so don’t go on about whitegurl or whatever the fuck her name is being racist! The fact is everyone in this world is racist in one way or another and ya’ll just needa get the fuck over it. Quit hatin on each other and just live with it. You don’t have to like someone or a certain race if you don’t wanna but why argue about it? Just get the fuck over it and ignore. Don’t say it fucking offends you, because alot of things you do and say offends alot of other people. Just get over the bullshit drama!
Great movie BTW!
I find it sad that ALLLL of you allow a comment of color relating to color fuel you into frustration.
Get over it, you got bills to pay and wonder if your job will be there the next day. It’s a movie, let it go.
you’re just pissed because she’s hott. the only fault you can find is an overbite? get a life. don’t go watch the movie then, dumbass! just because she hasnt been in a movie with more black people is a stupid reason not to like her. you’re just a jealous moron.
ahahaha it makes me laugh when people argue about stupid shit. you are all ignorant.
FIRST OF ALL@AUTUMN….Being white or black has nothing to do with what you think of the movie…You really should have never even mentioned what race you were because nine out of ten people actually DO NOT CARE. This movie was not to relate to you of an African American woman or me as a white woman. It was suppose to make you laugh. AND WHY if you do not like Katherine Heigel (SP) did you rent or go see the movie?…
SECOND OF ALL @ WHITEGIRL IF and I say IF they are so jealous of white people then WHY are you the one hating? It really irks me that you have the audacity to say someone of a black race is jealous of you or any other white person.. how the hell do you know that? if they were talking like that about you then OBVIOUSLY you gave them a reason to
THIRD @ GERMANS 12 …I am blonde and white and do not speak idiotic like that …end of story
PS the movie was great its sad that people have to make a review into a racist debate….
I LOVE Katherine Heigis and Grays Anatomy!
ok. autumn see what racial interweb war you have started over a movie that has white people in it. you need to grow up. how would you take it if i said welcome home roscoe jenkins was a ridiculous movie because my family doesnt have that many members. that is a racial statement that is as ignorant as you are dumb. you shouldnt even own a computer or have the privaledge of watching the ugly truth peace.
I have to agree with others like i am african american myself and i found it funny and cute. it is just a movie and it don’t matter what race you are to relate to it. Sounds to me that you already had a problem with her so you based your thoughts of the movie on her. her overbite??? who starts off with that l mean at least describe her acting rather then appearance.
What was the quote/reason that “Mike” told Abby was that the translation meant “Guys just want to F*** you in the ass”
They were talking about how she shouldn’t talk about her problems cause guys dont care. and she argued and said some guys care. he responded saying some guys pretend to care and when a guy asks how are you doing its just translation for i wanna stick my dick in your ass.
“when a guy asks you how you’re doing, that’s just code for ‘let me stick my dick in your ass’.”
Wooooow. Katherine Heigl is one of the most beautiful actresses. Jealous people are the most annoying. Get over yourself, it will do the rest of us a favor. Thanks!
Honestly, it doesn’t matter what race you are, Katherin Heigl is an AMAZING actress and she did a phenomenal job in “The Ugly Truth.” The movie was comical and overall great. THe whole theater was practically crying from laughter. There is no reason to bring up race when it comes to whether a movie was great or not. That is not necessary nor relevant.
yeah yeah, you’re soo right. i loved the film, and tbh, whats everyone on about? katherine heigl is amazing, she did soo well in 27 dresses too, im dead jealous of her tho, working with all the lushhh men, gerard butler & james marsden! ahhhhh to die for. ;D definately. <3. who doesnt agreeee, hey. people?. dont like the film? why the hell are you commenting, idiots. (: cant wait for the ugly truth on dvd, anyone know its release date??????/ xxxxxxx
damn negros piss me off
Idiotic and ignorant people like yourself piss everyone off…..nevertheless I hope you can find a way to remove your head from your ass, stand up and grow up
shut up faggot nigger
fuck you. shut the fuck up. nobody likes to hear you talking about stupid pointless shit. keep your opinions to yourself cunt.
white power!
Wow you are one disturbed person. I hope you receive some help. In any way. You need it.
LOOK I am from the South,there are common misconceptions about me all the time. I am not trailer park trash nor do I hate African Americans. I hate stupid people period. I know white people who whine and complain constantly about blacks. I have AA friends whom I adore and white people whom I abhor. No one in our generation is to blame? Come on. Stop blaming the color of one’s skin. There are horrible people in every race.
Whitegurl13,grow up. We live in a diverse world. I was taught growing up to respect people no matter their skin color. I am 40 years old. My sisters went to all white schools before they were integrated. We are fine because we were taught by our parents to respect people. Sounds like your parents dropped the ball on that one.
All the foul language does nothing but make her smile people. She succeeded in making you angry enough to reply in that way. She feeds off your anger. She probably kicks puppies and kiitens too.
are you smoking crack autumn? its a movie and not once did it have ANYTHING to do with half the stuff you were saying! if you dont like her, then why watch her shows or movies?? not that complicated to exempt from your life.. it amazes me how close-minded people can be. step out from under the freakin rock!!!!! and linzey is pretty much right, jealousy can really ruin a person!
Does anyone remember the quote in which Abby was telling the other anchors what she wanted them to do to Mike? It was something like vacumming up his remains and leaving it for the rats (there is much more!) It’s a lot to ask, but it was so funnnnnny!!!
The quote is: “Larry, Georgia, listen to me: I want you to skewer him. I want Mike Chadway to go down in flames. I want Mike Chadway to be nothing but a pile of ash on the seat next to you. I want the janitor to come in and vacuum up the ashes of Mike Chadway with his Dust Buster and when he dumps it in the dumpster outside, I want the rats to vomit and defecate on the ashes of Mike Chadway.”
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What’s the part of the movie when she says “cock”?
Whats the quote where Gerard butler was on t.v. and he was talking and Katherine’s assistent person said wow hes getting sentimental then he said something about peeling back the layers and theres the garden.. what was the quote?
Mike: Never assume a woman is easy or a prude. You have to peel back the layers to see what she is all about.
Assistant: Wow, that was almost enlightened.
Mike: Because when you do peel back the layers…her lady garden awaits!
Assistant: And he’s back.
whats the quote were hes in the “interview” for cbs… its like, blue balls last for hours, while heart break last for years. i know thats wrong, so can someone please correct me
My favorite quote:
Mike: “…billions and billions, wasted on this psychobabble bullshit. Now listen up ladies, ’cause I’m only gonna say this once and it’s just three little words…men are simple…we cannot be trained. and all of this, ‘Men are from Venus” crap is a waste of your time and money. If you want to be a lonely hag, then keep reading these books, but if you want a relationship, heres how you get one…It’s called a Stairstepper, get on it, and get skinny. and get some trashy lingerie while your at it, because at the end of the day all were interested in is looks. No one falls in love with your personality at first sight.
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yeap, this is a good one!
What is the quote where she talks about how he has 9 out of 10 of the characteristics on her list??
it was a really nice movie… not a fan of katherine but i love gerard so had to see it… i love the movie and it kinda sucks that everyone on here is turning a cute movie into a racist battle… nice going everyone…
If u cant relate her as an African American beauty, well it means that she’s good in her job…The movie was great. the actors are great..it was funny..no need to discriminate people by their races since there is nothing in this movie that talks about races..just enjoy the movie..
What the hell is wrong with everyone?? I personally thought it was a GREAT movie.havent laughed so much in a while..Dont know where race falls in a romantic comedy!! But anyway get a life and go watch the colour purple or something if you want it to be about african americans!!!
best quote…”male sure u put the hotdog in ur mouth slooowly…Men like watching penis-shaped food going into a womans mouth”
I think that this is ridiculous… and I’m sad to see this post.
It’s sad to me that there are so many people that think it is okay to talk to other human beings this way… if physical/ethnical attributes are all we are able to comment about then we have a lot of work to do.
We all have a lot more in common than we realize and this is just very upsetting.
this movie is hilarious. i dont know what the hell this “race” shit is. but it has nothing to do with it, this movie is enlightning and it IS the ugly truth. its funny and whitty
Wow, such ignorance spewing from that deformed pre-abolishment of slavery skewed view point & narrow minded opinion deliverer chamber you call a brain whitegurl13. I have a lot of fun fucking dumb bitches with attitudes like yours. Clearly, you need to familiarize yourself with the words BLOW & JOB as well as maybe you should start flicking your bean on a regular basis you wouldn’t be so uptight & have your grannie panties tied around your neck.
Moving along..I’m black, I love the movie doesn’t matter what color you are If you can relate to the different circumstances that populate this film then the director & actors/actresses did their job, kudos to them.
How and why does race have anything to do with it? its a movie! if you dont like Katherine Heigle…why did you watch a movie starring her and then complain about it? get a life! im so sick of race issues getting involved in everything…even something as small as a movie. jesus people! get real!
i personally loved this movie and thought it was hilarious.
i dont understand how race has anything to do with it.
and i find it sad people had to even bring it up.
Pretty much all of you are stupid as shit. (With a few exceptions.)
This is a forum about THE MOVIE.
Really fuckers, grow up.
I don’t even know how the hell racism got into this. But the point is, every race is racist. That’s how it is. Our world hasn’t gotten to the point yet where we don’t judge people by their skin color. Which is a fucking shame.
ANYWAYS. Movie was great.
And completely hilarious.
I don’t know how or why I started reading these comments,but
a) in the 21st Centurty, race should have nothing to do with whether you like a movie or not!
And you all should know that.
Why are you going to get defensive to such an idiotic statement?
Let it go.
b) That movie was great and hilairous!!
c) whitegurl13 — YOU DISGUST ME!
d) get a life.
wow how does race have to do with anything!!! I love this movie and Im black…..but that doesnt mean you can make racial slurs about blacks ….I cant stand iit when white people act like they are all superior than everyone else!!!! We all have the same opportunities !!! I live in a better house and neighborhood and have more money than white people that I know so I know i know i way better !!! For you to sit there and say we jealous haha please yo guys take our black men, try to sing like us, try to wear weave (dont act like yall dont) and try to rap and talk like us….so I think its white people that try to be like us
ok im katherine heigls biggest fan! ask em anything !! anywayss this moviee was amazing romantic comedys hav nothing to do with color so who cares if she isnt black hell maybe shes even purple but the piont is it doesn matter if ur white or black we r all people so cut the crap seriously
this is supposed to be about the movie…why is everyone going on and on about race?? who really gives a flying fuck if your black, white, red, yellow, tan or anything?? This movie wasnt made for white people only? so i dont understand why everyone is getting so upset about it?? if you didnt like it thats cool your entitled to your opinion but the rest of the whole race shit needs to stay buried where it belongs…
as for that! the movie was awesome i love Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigle is an OK actress but all in all it was an hilarious movie!!
whitegurl13 what the fuck is wrong with you. i dont understand why people are still racist. im white and that comment you just made was so uncalled for. we are all the same. you are the kind of person that makes poeple feel degraded and makes them wanna kill themselves. if you have something to say then keep it to your fucking self. you stupid fuck
Really people this is a site to make comments about the movie and NOT to bash peoples’ ethnicity race!! Really you all need to stop! What if some kids come upon this website? Wait, non of you would care, because you have way bigger issuses obviously. Comment about the movie or don’t comment at all, thats what the site is for. If you wanna bash, why don’t you exchange Facebook or AIM names.
Whitegirl13.. I won’t give you the pleasure to see me bash on white blk or Spanish I’m actually mixed and we are all the same your jus ignorant and a typical red neck white people and blk and Spanish are ashamed of you and if you think you got a spot in heaven reserved for you cuz your white lol u it another thig coming so enjoy…
How the hell did you guys possible manage to turn this into a fucking racist conversation? hahaha. It’s a movie that has absolutely NOTHING to do with race. and this movie is now an all time favorite i loved it it was phenomenal =)
i think this was one of the greatest and funniest movies i’ve ever seen. but it really turned my stomach to see how childish and self centered people can actually be. no one is better than anyone else. we were all put on this earth to live and breathe together there is no need to feel you are better than anyone else cause you’re not. its sad to see how people believe just because of your race you have to degrade others. you dont have the right nor the need to make anyone feel lesser than you.
Well guys I believe the movie was a great success and highly epic which makes it more enjoyable. And just for the record I’m 17 and I find it incredibly sad how I’m much more mature than those discriminating people out there. What does this movie have to do with racism? Nothing. You’re just unsatisfied with yourself so you’re making everyone else unhappy. It’s sad and I hope god helps you, because I can’t imagine who would want to help a person like yourself.